Not Pathetic

Daddy I just said a really bad word while I was playing.

What did you say?

I can't tell you because it's really bad. But it starts with a 'b'.

Butt? Butthead? Booger?

No, no, no. I'm not telling you what it was.

Tell us!

Ok I'll whisper it: buh-fuh-ick.

UM WHAT.....

BATHETIC! I said BA-THETIC!