What Boys Like

Mom, what do boys like?

Well, they like food.

Ok, great! I'm a food-er!

And, they like sports.

I'm sports! Look, I am sports!

Alright. And...they like dirt and mud.

Mom! When it rains can we go to kylans house and bring him to my house and show him how I jump in muddy puddles?! And I eat food and do sports too.