Soup in the Bedroom
Lucy! We're home! Mom! Um, hi, I have something to tell you. What. Well. I accidentally ate soup in your room, and then I accidentally put make up on. What make up? Are you talking about the makeup I threw in the trash this morning? WHY WERE YOU IN THE TRASH? Mom you threw it out so it's MY SPECIAL MAKEUP NOW YOU CANT HAVE IT BACK, OK? .................fine. Mom. What. My heart is frozen. Whaaat? NEVERMIND YOU DONT GET IT.