Adventures in Kindergarten
So far this week, according to Lucy, she has: - Been part of a playground-wide brawl that involved head smashing, punching, and kicking by all the kids outside. At one point she and her friends were ninjas fighting off all the other kids. - Watched two teachers get into a teacher-fight at recess because they wore the same outfits and that made them really super angry at each other. - Had her sandwich stolen by a big kid who picked off the pickles and ate them in front of her face. - Got chased around the playground by a giant wild bear with green and yellow eyes. She only barely escaped alive from the horrible creature.