Lucy Says | Page 8 of 24

ABOUT LUCY

Lucy is a wild and wonderful little girl with a lot to say, about a lot of things. She enjoys consuming as much candy as her mommy will allow, drawing awesome pictures of people, and chasing boys. She also loves Katy Perry. Like, a lot.

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Want to see me draw something TERRIBLE, mom? Uh, no. I do not. BUT MOM. I'll draw it very badly. With my left hand.

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Mom what would you do if someone dropped your baby? I would pick it right up and make sure it's ok. But what if it was a pizza baby?...

Exploding smile

Mom, do you want to smile all day? Smile all day? Sure. That sounds cool. But your mouth would start to hurt and your face would blow...

Meat sweats

Lucy do you want to try my shrimp? No thank you. Why not? You love shrimp! Because I don't want the MEAT SWEATS, mom.

Popcorn cookies

Mom do you like cookies? Yeah. Do you like popcorn? Uh, yeah. Do you like COCK-CORN? What?! Cock-corn is cookie-popcorn, MOM.

Broccoli ice cream

Mom do you like broccoli ice cream? Uh. I don't know about that. YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID NO, MOM.

Butt leg

Mom, did you know your butt cheek is actually part of your leg? It is? How do you know that? Because I noticed that everytime I wipe...

Cough issues

Cover your mouth when you cough, Lucy! Every time! Well mom, I have issues with that.

Rock babies

Did you know that all tiny rocks are called babies? What does that even mean? IT MEANS WHAT I SAID THE FIRST TIME MOM.

Toilet water

Mom did you know if you put your feet in the toilet water, that's weird. Uh. Yes. And all our water comes from the toilet, so probly...

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